Personally
Doodlebug assaulted me with sparkles
There’s plenty of things I say and do now that would have been inconceivable before fathering a daughter. I routinely pretend that I’m at parties with babies and fairies and princesses, I’ve sat through entire DVDs of the Care Bears, Strawberry Shortcake and Dora the Explorer, and I’ve had my imaginary hair and make-up […]
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Random Crap I Found on the Internet
You don’t eat 8 spiders every year»
I’ve been quoting this for as long as I can remember, but apparently the hoax was made up deliberately — just to see if people would believe a random piece of information published on the Internet. I got totally suckered.
Well, first of all, this a real kick in the crotch of the intellect of […]
Things That Look Awesome
Guy that didn’t give me a job gets punched in the face in slow motion»When I first moved to Austin, armed with an undergrad degree from a performing arts conservatory and zero job experience, I did the usual: coffee shop barrista, telemarketing, etc. I like to reflect back on this time whenever I think I’m not making enough progress in my career — because lemme tell ya, this […]
